Tuesday, December 06, 2005

bah humbug v

Five reasons I'm having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit:

1. It's going to be a bald Christmas.
2. "Sorry, princess. Santa isn't going to bring you any toys because he has to bring Daddy a new Bar review course."
3. Still haven't gotten my Xbox 360 (which I reserved in August) thanks to Micro$oft and their bogus "shortage". How do you sleep at night knowing that the company that makes your operating system is willing to make little kids cry on Christmas morning just so they could generate some false product hype?
4. Bleeding eyes caused by hours of document review makes wrapping presents difficult.
5. It's 75 degrees outside. That's just wrong.
6. I still hate Target. I don't care what Regan says.