confessions

Sometimes, when I go through an automatic door (like at a grocery store), I waive my right hand slightly, to pretend like I'm opening the door with The Force.

Whenever the commercial for those Starbucks Double Shot espresso drink things comes on, I replace "Hank" with "Hoov" and chant accordingly.

I researched the admission standards, accreditation status, and bar passage rates of the law school where I'm taking the review courses so that I would know what I was up against.

The 5th grader is watching a That's So Raven marathon. I'd rather watch a remake of Titanic starring Bill O'Reilly.

I discovered that a former romantic interest was two-timing me. But instead of being hurt by her duplicity, it's convinced me that she'd make a fine lawyer.