Sunday, September 18, 2005

making good use of my four years in a frat

This morning, I will have the privilege of teaching Sunday School for the high school kids of PierPoint. My topic: Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol.

I figure I'll start the lesson by mixing up a few dry martinis, then I'll probably bring in the newest issue of -

Uhh... Hoov? I think you're supposed to teach them about not doing those things.

Oh... right. That probably would have gotten me evicted.