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Five nicknames I wouldn't mind having:

1. Hollywood
2. Batman
3. Fat Tom Cruise
4. Aunt Petunia's Favorite Nephew
5. Slim

Five things that were amusing when shouted by the drunk man in front of us at the TTU-UT game:

1. Nachos. I see you. Nachos.
2. 5-yard penalty for being homosexual.
3. I love cantaloup. I've got to have some.
4. It's like a Rubic's cube.
5. I'm bridging America.

Five adjectives that aren't on my shampoo bottle, but should be:

1. voluptuous
2. lazy
3. swashbuckly
4. ludicrous
5. ephesian