i'm crazy. allow me to amaze thee. they say i'm ugly but it just don't phase me.

A word of affirmance from Rhonda's friend:

"I've met the perfect girl for you. She says she's not really into dating attractive guys because they're too high maintenance. So I told her about you! Well, should I set you guys up?"

Um, no. I'll just be sulking back to my bell tower now.