an open letter to my hair

Dear Hair,

Please feel free to start growing back. You have fallen out and grown back twice already within the past year, so I know you've got one more round in you. I can live with the whole stress-related-hair-loss thing, but I need quick turnaround. I'd rather not have to attend my swearing-in looking like Donald Trump.

C'mon guys. Please?

Sincerely,

Hoover, Esq.