Friday, December 01, 2006

i'm dishin' out blues, i'm upsettin' like bad news

A conversation with the file room clerk:

"Sup, Hoov!"


"Daaang - Hoov's the big pimp!"

"Um. Huh?"

"Yeah, fool - I heard that the hot afternoon receptionist has a thing for you."

"... The blonde?"

"Yeah, fool - she thinks you're a stud, fool."

"... The one that quit 3 weeks ago?"

"Oh yeah... It's cool though - the secretary across the hall has a thing for you too."

"... The blonde one?"

"Yeah, fool!"

"... The one that quit 3 months ago?"

"Oh yeah..."

I gotta file stuff more often.