professional misconduct, y'all

In hindsight, I can think of a myriad of exclamations that would have been appropriate to make when receiving a phone call from lead counsel, informing me that the declaration which I had recently FedEx'ed had not been properly dated.

Sorry sir, it won't happen again.

Or perhaps...

I'll get a new one out to you as soon as possible.

Pretty much anything would have been better than:

"Dadgummit!"