Thursday, March 01, 2007

don't believe the hype

Five television promos that the networks haven't used... yet.

1. "If you miss this week's episode - not even your mother will return your calls. An all-new Grey's Anatomy."
2. "This time - Jack Bauer might not make it out alive. Ok, that's ridiculous - but this episode. Will. Change. Everything. An all-new 24."
3. "... And one them won't survive. An all-new Oprah."
4. "This is the episode that everyone will be talking about at your funeral - the funeral you'll be having because you missed this episode. An all-new Ghost Whisperer."
5. "The episode so mind-blowing - after it airs, television will cease to exist. An all-new LOST."