the annual grinch post

You know what the absolute worst thing about Christmas is? Actually, you do - it's Manheim Steamroller. Will sometime please clue me in as to what could possibly lead sane and rational people to believe that this synthesized tripe is actually entertaining music?

Manheim Steamroller's music sounds like it was created with Mario Paint. Their music sounds like the demo on the Casio keyboard I got for Christmas in 1989. Their music is what Christmas would sound like if we all got trapped in Tron.

And as bad as it is, it's still not as bad as the Neil Diamond Christmas album.

Humbug.