attention california residents with whom I interact on a daily basis

Yes, I am from Texas. And yes, I love Texas and all things Texan. But you keep asking me what I think about Tony Romo.

And I keep thinking, "the rib restaurant?"

I don't know anything about it, but it seems to have something to do with Jessica Simpson? Or something?

Jessica Simpson is every bit as irrelevant to me now as the day she first appeared on TRL. But I'm sure she's a nice girl and I wish her all the best. Whether it be making music that I do not listen to, having clear skin, or doing something that apparently relates to football.

Although I could seriously go for some ribs right now. But not from Tony Romo's.